You're at a perfectly fine gathering, but you suddenly hit a wall of overstimulation and need to leave immediately. What is your go-to exit strategy for escaping a social event?

Options

• The 'Irish Goodbye' (vanish silently without a trace)
• The phantom emergency (fake a text or urgent need)
• The honest exhaustion admission ('I am tired, goodbye')
• The slow fade (lingering near the door for 45 minutes)
• I just suffer silently and wait for someone else to leave first