Tag yourself: pick up to 3 — which chess.com player are you?

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• Blames lag after every loss
• Resigns before the queen trade even finishes
• Puzzle rush addict
• Narrates their own game out loud
• Only plays bullet, never anything slower
• Opens the engine before the game even ends
• Still playing the London System no matter what
• Flags you in a completely lost position
• Takes back nothing, ever, not even against a 6-year-old's account
• Rage-quits mid-game
• Adds you just to run it back