Settle this: you're trapped at a networking event with a tech startup founder who just 'pivoted to AI'. Pick 2 excuses you use to escape the conversation.

Options

• 'I desperately need to refill my drink'
• 'Oh, my co-founder is signaling me over there'
• 'I actually have a hard stop on life right now'
• 'Let's connect on LinkedIn!' (and slowly back away)
• Fake a phone call from an angry investor
• Just stare blankly until they stop talking
• Hit them with 'what's your moat?' and run while they think
• Tell them you only invest in hardware and walk off