ok real talk — that one coworker who obviously uses AI to generate their 5-paragraph Slack updates needs to be stopped. What's their worst offense?

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• Using words like 'delve' and 'tapestry' in a status update
• Bullet points for a task that took 2 minutes
• Saying 'I hope this message finds you well' on Slack
• It takes me longer to read it than they took to 'write' it
• I actually respect the hustle, let them automate